And the Lord saw that it was wood.
#5. A Church Tries to Save an Oak Tree, Ends Up With a Dick Building
Instead of calling the ancient wonder of nature mere collateral damage in the war for your very soul, Christian Scientists [in Dixon, IL] redid their entire building to work around the tree. The church members avoided a possible local backlash, respected the sanctity of the old tree, and at the same time created an environmentally friendly building that warms naturally in the winter without any costly heating. What’s not to love?
The Backfire: The aerial image of the Church of the Flaccid Cock went viral on the Internet after it was discovered by a local resident.